Hello friends,
You have Brandi and Emmy here. We felt compelled to give you a front row seat to our exciting single lives as twenty-something year olds. You can expect posts explaining the pros and the cons, the ups and the downs, the joys and the sorrows of being single in cold, sad world where lonely people unite to make comedic blogs.
So get some popcorn and a cold refreshment and sit back and get ready for some entertainment... And cuddle up with your loved one if you're lucky enough.
Sincerely,
B&E
The girls that will open the first ever Bed & Breakfast with no honey moon suites.
Emmy's Letter: Part I
Dear Brandi,
Today was absolutely horrid. I had to make myself breakfast in bed and I managed to burn the toast. I went through the day with seeing happy couples surrounding me and eyeballing me like I had a disease that was highly contagious. But I was able to get through it without shedding a tear. I then went on to take myself out to dinner since I had failed earlier in the morning. On my way to my favorite burrito joint, it began to rain. I had to lay my own jacket over a puddle to walk in fear of ruining my new shoes, just to ruin my jacket. And once I finally made it to the door, I had to open it myself. It was a nightmare.
I walked up to the hostess to inform her I had a party of one. The lady led me to my table and the waitress came shortly after. She asked if I was waiting on someone and once I enlightened her to the fact that I was not, she abruptly took the other place setting away, as she went on to get my red wine to ease my sorrows. After that, everything was smooth sailing. I think the red wine had something to do with that.
I hope you had a great day, but hopefully you didn't find a man yet.
Because I would have to end it.
Singles Unite!
Sincerely,
Emmy
Brandi's Letter: Part I
Dear Emmy,
I'm sorry about your day, but mine wasn't much better. After listening to my coworkers talk about their relationships for hours, my friends eventually invited me out for a movie. Little did I know that they were bringing their significant others. If I knew they were, I would have invited my cousin. As I walked up to the ticket booth all alone to purchase my romanic comedy ticket, the teller looked at me like a lost puppy. She should have just given me a free ticket for the Single Ladies of America Foundation. It could have been a tax write off.
Let's fast forward to the middle of the movie. I had managed to drop the popcorn, that I bought for my lonely self. One of my friends offered for me to have some of hers. When I went to grab some popcorn I accidentally grabbed her boyfriends hand. That wasn't awkward at all. I didn't have popcorn for the rest of the night and my stomach growled the rest of the movie. On a brighter note, due to the excessive cuddling of my friends next to me, I didn't need to fight for the arm rest.
I hope you have a better day tomorrow, but that you didn't find a man.
Because I would have to end it.
Singles Unite!
Sincerely,
Brandi
